Mad Dog
7:43 Thu Jul 21
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I'd rather they didn't go to butlins. I'm going there next week.
Not my cup of tea, but the kids will love it.
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,
7:41 Thu Jul 21
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Northerners = Brexit voters.............just saying.
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riosleftsock
7:40 Thu Jul 21
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"I FUCKING HATE NORTERNERS"
So, if that was in Cyprus, that would be Turks - but the Greeks can normally spell ok.
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Bungo
7:36 Thu Jul 21
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J.Riddle 5:48 Thu Jul 21
You're right. Of course it helps that their houses cost 30% of what ours cost..
Last time I was there. we had a massive villa in Secret Valley near Paphos. Looked it up online. Would have cost more than 900K euros to buy.
Nice and quiet. Didn't see or more importantly hear any northerners for 2 weeks.
Perfect.
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goose
5:55 Thu Jul 21
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i tend to avoid any contact with other people on holidays............. or in general life.
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J.Riddle
5:48 Thu Jul 21
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If you want to avoid said people's rent a private apartment, house or Villa in a place where they are unlikely to be. Cyprus is English speaking so there will always be plenty and many can afford 5 star as considerably richer than thou.
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ted fenton
5:46 Thu Jul 21
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The Almyra is possibly the best hotel in Paphos as far as I'm concerned but these northern shits are more than likely there on benefits !!!!
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
5:40 Thu Jul 21
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I visited protaras after going to Famagusta the ghost town.
It looks nice enough but far too many bars with friends or only fools and horses on loop, all day breakfasts and roasts in 40 degree heat.
Love a bit of Cyprus me, I like to stay in the troodos mountains, nice and cool after a day on the beach
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Worst Case Ontario
5:34 Thu Jul 21
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20-something years ago (can't stress that enough) I became penpals with two brothers in Middlesbrough that I met when my family and I were on holiday in Florida.
The younger brother was always poking and teasing his fat, mentally slower older brother. They were alright.
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Bungo
5:31 Thu Jul 21
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stoneman 2:23 Thu Jul 21
Which one is it? I've been looking at some of the ones near Paphos but I'm nervous now..
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On The Ball
5:28 Thu Jul 21
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No pissed-up Northerners on the beautiful island of Roatan off Honduras 😉
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stoneman
5:26 Thu Jul 21
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I'm staying in Protaras, does that help you out?
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bruuuno
4:31 Thu Jul 21
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Is the same when you see these Pissed up England fans abroad. 97% of them are northern.
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martyboy
4:28 Thu Jul 21
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So have we found out yet the hotel or location of the OP? Oh and Russians are the worlds worst travellers, the locals in Cyprus called them "Village People" I asked why, and was told they all a bit simple!!
Would rather walk 2 miles in the 40* heat then pay 1.5 euros for a bus ride!!
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gph
3:55 Thu Jul 21
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Why are people so quick to generalise negative traits?
I mean, I met an interesting accountant once, but I've not generalised and said all accountants are interesting.
That would be weird, right?
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Far Cough
3:54 Thu Jul 21
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Hahaha, love Roy and Renee, RIP Caroline
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violator
3:51 Thu Jul 21
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The Northern couple in Shirley Valentine are spot on.
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BubblesCyprus
3:46 Thu Jul 21
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Mixed bunch IMO Jocks tend to travel better.
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
3:41 Thu Jul 21
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Its Watford GAP you cunts
North of Watford implies Hemel or St Albans are north.
As has been said, the one-upmanship game is fucking tiresome
Renee: Oh you’re going to Turkey, oh you lucky thing. Oh we’ve been to Turkey myself and Roy, 1990 went to Turkey, ‘91 Turkey, ‘92 Turkey, ‘93 Morecambe- Oh it’s not a patch on Turkey- it’s not got the same atmosphere what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s not got the same atmosphere
Renee: Last time there were a trip to some ruins- I said we haven’t come all this way to look at an eyesore, oh they did laugh, what did they do Roy?
Roy: They did laugh
Renee: You see, Oh and one night Roy tried his hand on the karaoke, I said to Roy you’ve got a good voice, but no coordination, what did I say Roy?
Roy: You’ve got a good voice, but no coordination
Renee: I mean were not big sun worshippers myself and Roy we’re big fans of the shade. Roy came down in his shorts one day, I said you look like an egg on legs, what did I say Roy?
Roy: You look like an egg on legs
Renee: They did laugh ‘round the pool. Oh I got a really dicky tummy on the Wednesday, I said oh Roy, my tummy’s off- what did I say Roy?
Roy: You said you could have shit through the eye of a needle!
Renee: I did not say that- Roy.
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jfk
3:38 Thu Jul 21
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I'm off to Spain Sunday staying in a pukka villa.No fucking northerners and no football shirts.You get what you pay for.
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